It’s that time of year again; the TV is filled with holiday movies, from Hallmark, Lifetime even Disney and HBO. Holiday movies are everywhere! And considering it’s December, no one really minds.
But how good are your movie quote skills? If you were given 15 quotes from your favorite Holiday movies, new and old, would you be able to guess the movie they are from? Better yet, here’s a challenge for you, would you be able to use these quote later in the day, like during a normal conversation? “Hey did you catch the game last night?” “Bah Humbug, my team lost!” OK, that was a little lame, but you get the general idea.
Take our quiz below and see how many quotes you can get. Make sure to pose how many you got in the comment section to challenge other readers. Remember if you can manage to use these quotes during the days before Christmas, let us know. We’d love to hear your stories.
1. “You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?”
A) Elf
B) Home Alone
C) Home Alone 2
D) Frosty the Snowman
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2. “There’s children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they’re busy building toys / and absolutely no one’s dead!”
A) The Santa Clause
B) Jingle All The Way
C) The Nightmare Before Christmas
D) How The Grinch Stole Christmas
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3. “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.”
A) It’s a Wonderful Life
B) A Christmas Story
C) Home Alone
D) The Polar Express
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4. “I get it. You’re here to show me my past, and I’m supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!”
A) Scrooged
B) A Christmas Carol
C) Die Hard (Yes it’s a Christmas movie)
D) White Christmas
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5. “You sit on a throne of lies!
A) The Santa Clause 2
B) Elf
C) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (If ABC Family plays it, it counts)
D) National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
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6. “If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.”
A) Miracle on 34th Street
B) Elf
C) How The Grinch Stole Christmas (TV version)
D) How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Movie version)
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7. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I’m getting a CAT scan!
A) The Santa Clause
B) The Santa Clause 2
C) National Lampoon Christmas Vacation
D) A Christmas Story
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8. “Welcome to the party, pal.”
A) The Holiday
B) Die Hard
C) Scrooged
D) Christmas With the Kranks
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9. “Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
A) It’s a Wonderful Life
B) National Lampoon Christmas Vacation
C) Love Actually
D) The Polar Express
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10. “I’m not a pervert! I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll!”
A) Jingle All The Way
B) Fred Claus
C) Frost the Snowman
D) The Bishop’s Wife
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11. “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with “a Merry Christmas” on his lips would be cooked with his own turkey and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!”
A) Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
B) A Christmas Carol
C) The Holiday
D) Muppets Christmas Carol
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12. “I have found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare said, “Journeys end in lovers meeting.” What an extraordinary thought.”
A) Ernest Saves Christmas
B) The Polar Express
C) Christmas With The Kranks
D) The Holiday
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13. “Hello, David. I mean “sir”. Shit, I can’t believe I’ve just said that. And now I’ve gone and said “shit” – twice. I’m so sorry, sir.”
A) The Family Stone
B) Love Actually
C) The Bishop’s Wife
D) Bad Santa
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14. “Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas.”
A) Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
B) Holiday Inn
C) Elf
D) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
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And last but not least, the Christmas quote of all Christmas quotes…
15. “I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!”
“No, you’ll shoot your eye out.”
A) A Christmas Story
B) A Christmas Story
C) A Christmas Story
D) Hello! It’s A Christmas Story!
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How many did you get?
